THE CRUSADE AGAINST QUALIFIERS AND STANDARDS

THE CRUSADE AGAINST QUALIFIARS AND STANDARDS

BY PETE HOLLY

ARE YOU A BAD SEED? YES,BUT I MEANT WELL.SEE THE QUALIFIER?
YOU MAY BE A BAD SEED BUT SINCE YOU MEANT WELL YOU'RE REALLY
NOT SO BAD.HERE IS A STANDARD:"THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH
GOOD INTENTIONS",HEY,I GOT NEWS FOR YOU PAL,THE ROAD TO HELL
AIN'T PAVED-IT'S A SLOW DIRT ROAD WITH FOLKS BACKED UP TO
PURGATORY.THE ROAD TO HEAVEN I HEAR IS LESS CROWDED-MUCH
LESS-I HEAR.
BAD QUALIFIARS THAT DEFY LOGIC ARE RAMPANT."I HATE TO
BE CRITICAL BUT"-NO,YOU LOVE TO BE CRITICAL-IT'S BUILT IN
TO THE HUMAN MIND-A SURVIVAL MECHANISM I BELIEVE THEY CALL
IT.
PLEASE SIR OR MADAM,THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK OR YOU MAY
BETRAY YOUR OWN IGNORANCE."IT ISN'T UP TO OUR STANDARDS"-
PEOPLE MAKE THIS ANNOUCMENT AS IF THEY REALLY HAD STANDARDS.
IT ISN'T BLAND ENOUGH-IT'S TO RAW-COULDN'T YOU GIVE IT A HAPPIER
ENDING.GRIND IT INTO MUSH-MORE EASILY DIGESTED THAT WAY-
BIGGER PROFIT MARGINS-THE INTERNATIONAL MARKET WILL BE
HUGE.FOX WANT'S TO MAKE IT INTO A SIT-COM-OR A REALITY SHOW
THAT'S BASED ON A PERSON WHO LIVE'S CONSTANTLY IN A WORLD OF
FANTASY-WHERE THE MYSTERY WOMAN ASK'S-"HOW CAN IT LOOK SO
GOOD AND BE SO BAD?".BECAUSE IT'S JOB IS TO CREATE ILLUSIONS.
THEY HIRE EXPERTS WHO MAKE A LIVING AT IT.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO HERE IN THE LAND OF MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT-
WE CREATE ILLUSIONS.OF GRANDOUR?-NO,OF GLAMOUR;THERE'S A
DIFERANCE YOU KNOW ! REALLY ,WHAT IS IT?.I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
WELL ONE'S A STANDARD AND THE OTHER IS A QUALIFIER AND
THERE'S A CRUSADE AGAINST BOTH.WHEN DOES IT START? NOW.

WRITTEN BY PETE HOLLY-COPYRIGHT-2009-ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTIONAL HUMOR-ANY RESEMBLACE TO REAL PERSONS
IS PURELY INCIDENTAL